What is “LaStill International”?

In short, LaStill is a fictional, ultra-advanced tool company that operates on a standard set for the year 2046. We’re building its story piece by piece through documents, memos, and internal communications. Ironically, in the LaStill universe, documenting everything often takes precedence over actually “creating the tools”—but yes, the tools are in “development” (promised for 2046, so patience is key).

How Does It Work? The LaStill Experience.

The story unfolds through two primary channels:

• The CDRF (Chronological Document Release Feed): This is our main blog, but it’s far from ordinary. We release documents in unpredictable batches—sometimes none, sometimes one, sometimes a dozen. There are no schedules, just a steady drip-feed of content that builds the narrative over time. Look for the “End of Day Report” this is a post that sums up the activity,
• The “Current Affairs”  more dynamic, upcoming important links and pages are linked here.

Other sections:

• The PDDM (Project Data & Documentation Modules): This is the hub for more technical or “scientific” documents, diving into the specifics of LaStill Standard 2046.
• LST Tools is our future, upcoming tool registry. When a new tool is added, it will show up here.
• LST Divisions -LaStill International operates through a specialized departmental structure known as the LaStill Departmental Divisions System
• LST Designations – This page is your key to the internal structure of LaStill International. It decodes the specialty designations (e.g., LST-04.8.WD, LST-00.314) that appear throughout our documents. Think of it as an organizational chart, but for a company where roles like “The Silent One,” “Chocolate Resource Manager,” and “Muscular-Tension Evacuator” are treated with seriousness. It explains who does what, from Command (LST-01) to Foundational Support (LST-00). Documents are released periodically.
• DOCUMENT PLACEHOLDER NOTICE –these documents are scheduled to be released soon. Some documents are ready, but not yet published.

As you read, you’ll encounter department codes (like LST-04), document IDs (LST-SPC-[LST-01]-[PUB]-DS.2046-04.8.WD-1.0) , and memos. Here’s the catch: not everything logical or according to rules. Some details are intentional misdirection or filler. Mostly, everything is deliberate, but figuring out what matters is part of the “game”. To understand it all, there’s a lot of reading involved—consider it a feature, not a bug! 

The story will gradually reveal elements like the Ranch, the Sabotör (there are hints), and more, all through the lens of LaStill’s highly bureaucratic culture. There are code elements on some of the pages… where perfection is not achieved, but somebody strongly tries to hide this…Some characters will join the show later. We have temporal anomalies too!

How Can You Follow Along?

You can browse the pages, as is. Or you can register for free. Some of the content will only be released to registered members.

Final Note, and an Invitation from the Perceptual Management Team (LST-04):

Let’s be honest: we don’t know exactly where this leads. That’s part of the fun. You are genuinely welcome to take part and see  how the story writes itself. After all, there is plenty of time till 2046 to get things right!

If you enjoy what you see, help us spread the word! Playfully troll your favorite tool brands to adopt Standard 2046 compliance—or face assimilation.

Important Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with IKEA. Seriously. The IKEA office and kitchen photos are placeholders for now or forever, and the reason behind this choice is explained if you follow the link.

This is a living, growing project – early stages—a love letter to tools, many failed attempts to perfection, and of course the discovery of the LaStill International.

We’re glad to have you along for the ride.

The https://www.reddit.com/r/LaStillWaitlist/  is almost ready!

The future is LaStill.