Timeline Recalibration Notice
Following comprehensive quality assurance protocols overseen by LST-05.4 (Quality Perfectionist), preliminary garment samples have been determined to exhibit performance characteristics inconsistent with LaStill Standard 2046 compliance. Specifically, several textile substrates demonstrated insufficient temporal stability under accelerated wear testing, and certain logo embroidery exhibited minor metaphysical misalignment when observed at oblique angles.
Rather than compromise our foundational principles by releasing products that merely approach excellence, the merchandise collection release has been postponed indefinitely. The prototyping phase will be extended until every garment achieves perfect existential coherence with the LaStill brand promise. We will not distribute clothing that fails to inspire the same quiet confidence as drilling a hole that insists it was always there.
The geese have been informed. They are displeased, but they understand.
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Status: Final Prototyping Phase
Projected Availability: Next Fiscal Quarter
A preliminary collection of branded apparel and workshop accessories has entered its final prototyping phase. This initiative is designed to provide a tangible connection to the LaStill ethos during the interim period prior to tool fulfillment.
The collection will include a limited run of technical garments and precision-crafted accessories, each designed to the exacting standards you expect. Fabrics are being selected for optimal durability and cognitive resonance; fasteners will be tested for tactile satisfaction and metaphysical alignment.
This merchandise release is a parallel project, operating on a separate logistical track. We affirm that it will not impact the tool production schedule or allocation priorities from the LaStill Global WaitlistTM. Resources allocated to this project are distinct and non-transferable, primarily drawn from the Sustenance & Facilities department’s morale and ambiance budget (LST-07.5+).
Availability is projected for the next fiscal quarter. Allocation will be offered based on a yet-to-be-determined equitable system, potentially prioritizing long-standing Waitlist members.
This is not a distraction. It is a placeholder for the perfection to come.
A Note on Product Quality:
Prospective purchasers should calibrate expectations accordingly. These items are crafted to the highest currently available manufacturing standards. They do not, however, operate under or comply with LaStill Standard 2046. As such, they are classified as pre-Standard 2046 quality and may be subject to conventional material limitations, including—but not limited to—fading, fraying, and the inevitable pull of entropy. They are intended for commemorative and morale purposes only.
Disclaimer
Merchandise does not constitute a tool, does not perform at 1.00 TMU, and will not expedite your waitlist position. All sales are final. Wear and tear, while minimized, is not yet rendered physically impossible.
