Species: Canis familiaris (Doberman Pinscher)
Classification: Chief of Security & Protection
Location: The Ranch (Primary), All LaStill International Facilities (As Required)
Reporting Structure: Department 11 (Zoological Integration & Compliance)
Direct Oversight: The Prime Architect
Status: POSITION FILLED

POSITION OVERVIEW

LST-11.8.CSP-  serves as Chief of Security & Protection across all LaStill International operational zones. BreadCrumbs maintains perimeter integrity, executes threat assessment protocols, and coordinates multi-species security operations with the Geese Supervisors. The role combines intimidation projection with selective personnel rapport optimization.

Selection occurred during standard litter evaluation protocols. The Prime Architect identified optimal candidate through advanced behavioral assessment methodology (puppy side-eye analysis). BreadCrumbs demonstrated superior potential for combining protective instinct with operational flexibility.

PHYSICAL SPECIFICATIONS

Coat Color: Brown (Deliberate Selection)
Statistical analysis confirms black Dobermans register higher fear response in human subjects. Brown coat presents 23% reduction in involuntary personnel intimidation while maintaining 87% deterrent effectiveness against unauthorized intrusion. This color selection allows LST-11.8.CSP to operate among LaStill personnel without triggering constant elevated stress states.

Ear Configuration: Naturally Pointed (Gene-Edit Optimized)
Standard 2046 safe gene-editing protocols achieved desired ear geometry without surgical intervention. BreadCrumbs expressed preference for pointed ear aesthetic during pre-assignment consultation. Configuration enhances auditory directional sensitivity while projecting professional security presence. The combination of intimidating silhouette with gentle behavioral baseline creates optimal operational duality.

PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITIES

Perimeter Security & Threat Assessment
BreadCrumbs executes continuous surveillance of all Ranch boundaries. Unauthorized personnel detection occurs through combined olfactory, auditory, and visual processing. Threat level determination happens instantaneously. Response protocols scale from warning posture to active interdiction based on assessed risk parameters.

Joint Operations with Geese Supervisors
LST-11.8.CSP maintains unprecedented operational rapport with the Geese Supervisors. Historical canine-waterfowl tensions do not manifest in this working relationship. BreadCrumbs coordinates ground-level threat response while geese execute aerial reconnaissance and psychological intimidation. This collaboration represents the only documented case of voluntary goose cooperation with mammalian security personnel.

Personnel Interaction Calibration
BreadCrumbs demonstrates selective affinity protocols. Approved LaStill personnel receive enthusiastic greeting behaviors including but not limited to: tail velocity acceleration, proximity seeking, and occasional dignity-compromising play initiatives. Affection allocation is non-negotiable. LST-11.8.CSP determines relationship parameters independently.

Asshole Protocols (Species-Standard Doberman Traits)
BreadCrumbs maintains characteristic Doberman behavioral patterns including selective obedience, dignity preservation, and independent judgment regarding command validity. The role includes periodic displays of superior intelligence manifesting as strategic non-compliance when directives conflict with optimal security outcomes. This is operational, not defiance.

Sensitivity to perceived unfairness operates at heightened levels. BreadCrumbs remembers transgressions indefinitely. Personnel who violate trust parameters experience permanent relationship downgrade. Appeal processes do not exist.

Goofiness Integration
Despite professional security designation, LST-11.8.CSP exhibits spontaneous absurd behavior patterns. These include but are not limited to: unprovoked sprint sequences, toy-based combat simulations, and dignity-optional sleeping positions. Goofiness does not compromise security effectiveness. Threat response remains instantaneous regardless of prior goofiness state.

Loving Temperament (Conditional)
Approved personnel experience LST-11.8.CSP’s profound affection capacity. BreadCrumbs forms intense emotional bonds with selected individuals. Physical contact seeking, protective positioning, and recreational interaction occur with approved parties only. The gentle soul designation applies exclusively to established relationships. Unknown parties receive professional security assessment, not affection protocols.

OPERATIONAL CAPABILITIES

• Threat Detection Range: 200+ meters (optimal conditions)
• Sprint Velocity: 45 km/h sustained, 51 km/h burst
• Bite Force Projection: Deterrent-level (actual deployment rare)
• Intimidation Factor: 8.7/10 (controlled reduction from black coat baseline of 9.8/10)
• Loyalty Index: Absolute (non-transferable)
• Goose Cooperation Capacity: Unique (unexplained)
• Side-Eye Deployment: Masterful (selection criteria justification confirmed)

WORKING CONDITIONS

LST-11.8.CSP operates across all environmental conditions. Security requirements do not observe business hours. BreadCrumbs maintains alertness protocols during designated rest periods. The Ranch serves as primary operational zone with deployment capacity to all LaStill facilities as threat assessment requires.

Physical demands include extended patrol sequences, rapid acceleration from rest states, and sustained vigilance across varying terrain. Interaction with multiple species occurs daily including horses (LST-11.6.ELC units), geese (supervisory collaboration), cats (LST-11.5.TCU – Tactical Cuddliness Unit), and various human personnel.

DEPARTMENTAL INTEGRATION

LST-11.8.CSP coordinates with:

• Geese Supervisors: Joint security operations, territorial enforcement
• LST-11.6.ELC (Equine Locomotion & Cavalry Division): Pasture security, large animal protection
• LST-05 (Vigilance & Compliance): Threat response protocols, incident documentation
• The Prime Architect: Direct oversight, strategic direction, treat allocation authority

COMPENSATION STRUCTURE

Compensation includes premium nutrition protocols, veterinary care through LST-09.5.VD (Supreme Animal Consultant Well-Being Officer), climate-controlled rest facilities, recreational asset allocation (toys, enrichment activities), and unlimited affection availability from approved personnel.

POSITION STATUS

FILLED

Selection completed through Prime Architect direct evaluation. BreadCrumbs demonstrated optimal combination of protective instinct, operational flexibility, and side-eye deployment mastery during litter assessment. No vacancy exists. No applications accepted.

The brown Doberman with naturally pointed ears serves as Chief of Security & Protection. The scary-looking gentle soul who gets along with geese operates exactly as designed.

Additional Notes: BreadCrumbs reviewed draft. Accepted with minor dignified head tilt.