Classification: LOGISTICS – Vehicular Systems
Fleet Designation: LST-FLEET-02
Operator: LST-02.2 (Private Jet Pilot)
Maintenance Authority: LST-02.1.FM (Fleet Mechanic)
Visual Design: LST-04.5 (The Lens)

Fleet Overview

LaStill operates specialty aircraft through commercial airspace while maintaining operational invisibility. Each aircraft mimics Wizz Air, a European low-cost carrier operating equipment painted in #CC2788 (magenta-fuschia). LST-04.5 (The Lens) designed livery achieving 94.7% visual match with actual Wizz Air fleet markings.

Aircraft file flight plans through standard commercial routes. Air traffic control processes them as budget carrier equipment. Competitors and passengers register discount airline operations. This classification serves LaStill’s operational secrecy and security requirements.

Visual Specifications

Exterior Livery:
#CC2788 magenta-fuschia base color matching Wizz Air standards. Approximate logo placement and tail fin configuration mimic A320 equipment. Airport ground crew direct passengers toward aircraft assuming discount carrier service. Gate agents process them as scheduled Wizz Air flights.

Camouflage Effectiveness:
Independent analysis by LST-05.2.IE (Industrial Espionage Organizer) confirms:

• 0 inquiries from aviation authorities regarding aircraft identity
• 0 instances of competitor interest in aircraft operations
• 127 instances of passengers attempting to board assuming Wizz Air service (redirected by ground crew)
• 13 instances of aviation enthusiasts questioning registration numbers
• 3 aviation bloggers posting photos captioned “Wizz Air at unusual gate” (no investigation)

Technical Specifications

Interior Configuration:
Standard 2046 compliant materials throughout cabin. Neural-Responsive seating adjusts to optimal ergonomic configuration. Entropic Damping acoustic management eliminates atmospheric disruption. Cabin pressure maintains 0.97 ATM regardless of cruise altitude.

Filed Performance:
A320-family specifications matching Wizz Air fleet equipment. Range documentation indicates 2,400 nautical miles.

Actual Performance:
Classified under LST-NDA-8.2 (Aerodynamic Impossibility Protocols). Operational range exceeds documentation. Aircraft accommodate prototype tools requiring secure transport. Some cargo generates localized spacetime distortion during flight operations. Schedule precision: ±3 seconds arrival accuracy.

Operational Capabilities

Transport Functions:
Fleet transports executives, prototypes, and classified materials through commercial airports. Flight plans match budget carrier schedules. Radio communications follow discount carrier phraseology. Gate assignments place aircraft among actual low-cost carrier operations.

Security Protocol:
Operations remain indistinguishable from Wizz Air service during ground and flight phases. Documentation passes accounting review without scrutiny. LST-05.4.R (Transparency Redactors) require minimal intervention.

Notable Operational Incidents

2023-06-12, Vienna International Airport:
Aircraft parked between two actual Wizz Air aircraft while transporting The Prime Architect. Ground crew directed budget carrier passengers toward LaStill aircraft twice. Passengers redirected before boarding. No investigation occurred.

2024-01-08, Budapest:
Competitor executive photographed aircraft at gate. Social media post: “Wizz Air everywhere now.” Post received 412 engagements. Competitor remains unaware aircraft contained prototype materials valued at [REDACTED].

2024-09-19, Warsaw Chopin Airport:
Aircraft transported LST-03.9 (Principal Metrician) with calibration equipment. Equipment caused minor temporal displacement during taxi. Aircraft reached gate 6 minutes before departing previous airport. Ground control attributed discrepancy to system error. LST-04.2 (The Obfuscator) monitored incident reports for 72 hours. No investigation initiated.

Maintenance Protocol

LST-02.1.FM (Fleet Mechanic) coordinates all maintenance operations. Procedures incompatible with public airport facilities occur at secure LaStill facilities. LST-04.5 (The Lens) monitors Wizz Air rebranding to maintain 94.7% visual match rate. Livery updates occur during scheduled maintenance cycles.

Interdepartmental Coordination

Fleet operations coordinate with:

• LST-02.1.FM (Fleet Mechanic) – maintenance and performance verification
• LST-04.5 (The Lens) – livery maintenance and visual consistency
• LST-05.2.IE (Industrial Espionage Organizer) – route planning around competitor surveillance
• LST-06.2 (Envoy) – transport scheduling for allocation meetings
• LST-02.2 (Private Jet Pilot) – flight operations

Fleet does not coordinate with Wizz Air. LaStill aircraft mimic their appearance without airline knowledge or authorization.

Passenger Experience

Observers expecting Wizz Air discount carrier experience encounter ergonomic seating that adjusts automatically, stable cabin pressure throughout flight profile, zero turbulence during all phases, and arrival timing accurate to ±3 seconds. Passengers register experience as “unexpectedly smooth for Wizz Air.” This assessment maintains operational camouflage.

Camouflage through mimicry. Precision through intention.