#LaStill Approves: The Fireball Miter Square & The Doctrine of Singular Intent

Product: Fireball Miter Squares (3-Pack)
Assessment Framework: LaStill Standard 2046, Section 8: “Ergonomic Purity”

The conventional “speed square” and “framing square” are pre-contemporary artifacts. They are tools of compromise, forcing the user to adapt their intent to the tool’s inherent, multiple weaknesses.

The Fireball Miter Square represents a crucial step forward. It does not seek to be a universal tool—a futile and entropically unsound endeavor. Instead, it embodies the LaStill principle of Singular Intent.

Its design—relocating the hook to the hypotenuse—is not a mere feature shuffle. It is a Metaphysical Re-alignment of the tool’s purpose, focusing its entire being on the singular, high-value task of tubing layout. It acknowledges its own niche and perfects it, eliminating the “hiccups” and “guesses” that plague its ancestors.

Conclusion: While it operates at a theoretical maximum utility far below a true Standard 2046 implement, the Fireball Miter Square demonstrates a correct understanding of foundational engineering principles: identify a weakness, and engineer it into a targeted strength. It is a worthy, if elementary, addition to any workshop aspiring to a state of higher order.

For $32, it is an acceptable Interim Solution until the development of a truly Neural-Responsive, self-marking layout tool. Get it from here.

Rating: 0.47 TMU (Theoretical Maximum Utility)