1.0 ROLE IDENTIFICATION

Designation: LST-04.07.CDS

Title: Chronological Documentation Specialist (CDS)

Tier: 4 (Perception Management)

Clearance Level: Perceptual — Beta

Direct Supervisor: LST-04.1 (Signal Curator)

Avian Oversight: A goose (designation classified)

2.0 CORE RESPONSIBILITIES

The Chronological Documentation Specialist (LST-04.07.CDS) is tasked with:

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Translating classified breakthroughs and internal protocols into suitably redacted, publicly digestible—though ██ █████████████ ██████—announcements.

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Monitoring the “chronological feed” of corporate achievements and selectively documenting them in reverse order of actual importance.

Denying all requests for video content, podcasts, or “social media engagement.”

3.0 KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS

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Referential Rigor: At least two (2) references to Standard 2046 per entry, regardless of relevance.

Goose Approval Rating (GAR): Posts may not be published until silently approved by the overseeing goose.

4.0 TOOLS & RESOURCES

One (1) dedicated text-editing terminal running software last updated in 2004.

Access to the Redacted Document Vault (RDV) for “inspiration.”

A printed style guide titled: How to Sound Omniscient Without Providing actionable Information

A small, framed photograph of a very serious-looking typewriter.

5.0 NON-NEGOTIABLE PROTOCOLS

Do not use the word “blog” in any official entry. Prefer “Chronological Document Release Feed.”

Never explain jokes, metaphors, or references to hydraulic anticipation.

If The Silent One (LST-01.TSO) is sighted near your workstation, minimize the browser and open a spreadsheet immediately.

Signed,
LST-04.1 Signal Curator
Perception Management Department
LaStill International