Workshop organization represents humanity’s ongoing negotiation with entropy. Traditional approaches involve pegboards, foam inserts, and the persistent fantasy that tools return to designated locations.

LaStill facilities operate under different constraints.

Each tool occupies designated coordinates within the three-dimensional workshop matrix. Locations are determined by predicted usage frequency, ergonomic access vectors, and whether LST-02: The Fleet Mechanic remembers where things go. The system achieves 73% compliance during standard operations. During active projects: 41%. This is acceptable.

Tools missing from designated coordinates trigger automated inventory reconciliation. LST-00.71 (Lost & Found Curator) maintains documentation of misplaced items, last known positions, and metaphysical speculation regarding current whereabouts.

Quantum-Locked storage bays maintain internal environmental stability regardless of external chaos. Temperature, humidity, and existential uncertainty remain constant. Tools stored within experience no degradation. Time passes differently there.

Geese Integration

Workshop supervision includes biological monitoring systems. Specifically: geese.

The geese patrol facility perimeters with evident authority but unclear mandate. Their supervision methodology involves territorial assertion through auditory dominance, unscheduled facility inspections, strategic positioning near high-traffic zones, and judgmental observation of human activities.

The geese report to no one. They answer to everyone. Their hierarchy supersedes standard organizational structure. The Silent One  acknowledges their authority and respects their boundaries.

Attempts to formalize geese oversight responsibilities have failed. They understand their role perfectly. We understand it imperfectly. This arrangement functions.

Maintenance Cadence

Workshop calibration occurs continuously. LST-07.3.CL through LST-07.9.CL (Cleaning Operatives) maintain surface preparation standards. LST-02.1.FM-A through FM-Z (Fleet Mechanic Helpers) perform tool condition assessments. LST-05.4 (Quality Perfectionist) conducts random inspections that surprise no one but inconvenience everyone.

The workshop exists in perpetual beta. Organization is aspirational. The geese are eternal.