Title: On the Adoption of the “Weblog” and the Chronological Dissemination of Perfection

Author: The Office of Perceptual Management (LST-04.XX)
Date: [CURRENT DATE]
Status: PUBLIC — though understanding is not guaranteed.

It has come to our attention that several solar cycles ago, a form of digital chronological publication known as a “weblog” or “blog” was considered a significant medium for the distribution of information.

While our efforts have rightly been focused on the development of Standard 2046 and the refinement of tools that will redefine reality itself, we recognize the value of this… quaint… technology for keeping the waiting masses apprised of our incremental revelations.

Therefore, we have initiated this digital chronicle.

This blog will serve as the definitive, linear record of all documents LaStill International graciously releases to the public. Each entry will be a monument to clarity, a beacon of precision in the fog of modern digital chatter.

We are aware that moving pictures—”videos”—are now a dominant form of communication. We find the format… rushed. Impermanent. Lacking the dignified permanence of the written word. A well-constructed sentence has a torque rating that a fleeting image can never match.

Furthermore, we are briefed on a concept called “Search Engine Optimization.” We have assessed the algorithms of entities like Google and find them… simplistic. They crawl for keywords, but they cannot measure intent. They index pages, but they cannot index perfection. To optimize for them would be to lower our standards. We do not lower our standards. We raise realities to meet them.

Our followers—a patient, discerning cohort—will not need algorithms to find us. They will find us through a far more reliable method: a deeply felt, existential need for something better.

The text-based information we provide here will be its own reward. Its value is self-evident. Its quality, unquestionable. Its availability, a privilege.

We are not late to blogging. We are early for its revival.

The future is written.

Signed,

The Office of Perceptual Management (LST-04.XX)
LaStill International