A SANCTIONED PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM LASTILL INTERNATIONAL

The Chronologist (LST-04.7.CDS)
October 21, 2025
1:29 pm

You Are Cordially Invited to Acknowledge Casual Tool Appreciation Day.

On October 26, the global community is offered a unique opportunity: to participate in a LaStill-sanctioned moment of gratitude for the interim tools that predate Standard 2046.

While your position on the Lastill Global Waitlist™ remains unaffected by participation, this exercise in reflective observation is critical for personal calibration. It prepares the mind for the paradigm shift to come.

The Ritual of Acknowledgment:

At a time of your choosing on October 26, please undertake the following three-step ceremony with any pre-2046 tool in your possession (e.g., a simple wrench, a non-adjusting screwdriver).

The Contemplative Stare: Observe the tool. Note its silent stoicism in the face of its own technological obsolescence.
The Verbal Recognition: State clearly, “Your service, while interim, is noted.”
The Ceremonial Return: Place the tool down. This act symbolizes a respectful, yet firm, understanding that a superior future is in development.

Your participation aligns you with a forward-thinking mindset. Dress is accordingly casual. The future is LaStill. The present is a practice in patience.

Comments Closed: This is an official LaStill communication. Per LST-05.4 compliance protocols, discourse on sanctioned announcements is restricted. For inquiries, submit Form LST-06.2-REQ through authorized channels.

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