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Please note: LaStill International is currently operating at maximum focused capacity to develop and manufacture Standard 2046-compliant tools. Our departmental resources are dedicated to this singular objective.

While we value the immense interest in our work, we are unable to respond to general inquiries, product suggestions, or status requests outside of the LaStill Global WaitlistTM allocation process. Our commitment to makethe #toolrevolution happen is a difficult task, and our communication channels are prioritized for supply chain logistics, certified industry partners, and matters of existential compliance.

For all other correspondence, your message will be processed by our Foundational Support Tier 00 associates and archived for future analysis. A response is not guaranteed.

For Waitlist Inquiries: Please refer to your waitlist portal. Allocations are final.

For Press: Submit requests to the Perception Management Division (LST-04). Response is unlikely.

For Everything Else: We admire your dedication. Continue waiting.

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Contact Disclaimer:

We are focused on the pursuit of perfection. Inquiries of utmost importance may be sent, but responses are not guaranteed.

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FAQ

Frequently Anticipated Questions

Your tool will ship when it is no longer inferior to its future self. We are committed to delivering perfection, not deadlines. You may track your order’s progress toward existential readiness in your account dashboard, under “Metaphysical Fulfillment Status.”

Technically, yes. However, doing so would introduce imperfection into a perfect system, an act we classify as a “self-inflicted performance reduction event.” We strongly recommend against it.

By expressing interest. Congratulations, you have been added. Your position is #*******. Your non-refundable deposit invoice will be forwarded shortly.

No. The location is classified for your own safety and our operational security. Furthermore, the gravitational and temporal conditions within the facility are not suitable for untrained visitors.

Customer service is an outdated paradigm. For support, please consult the Recalibration Program. For all other inquiries, please refer back to this FAQ.

Yes

LaStill tools are engineered to a standard that precludes the concept of failure. Therefore, a traditional warranty is unnecessary. Should you experience a performance irregularity, please enroll in our Recalibration Program to address the root cause: your perception.

The Silent One is the Brand Ambassador. Their role is to represent perfection through a profound and meaningful absence of commentary.

Yes. You are simply experiencing Standard 2046. Please allow your expectations to adjust. If feelings of awe or confusion persist, please review the provided documentation until they subside.

You are mistaken. No one has a LaStill tool yet. What you saw was a render, a deeply convincing dream, or a testament to the power of our marketing. They are on the waitlist like everyone else.

"We don't solve problems; we make them irrelevant."

— LST-03.14, Problem Irrelevancy Coordinator