LaStill International — Tier ES-1.0 (External Sabotör) Enrollment Terms

Document ID: LST-TIER-ES-ENROLL-1.2
Classification: PUBLIC — NON-NEGOTIABLE


USERNAME PROVISION POLICY

As part of the Tier ES-1.0 enrollment process, all usernames are systematically generated by Foundational Support Tier personnel (LST-00.771: Username Assignment Associate).

  • Usernames cannot be chosen, modified, or personalized by the enrollee.

  • Usernames are assigned algorithmically based on:

    • The order of enrollment

    • Fluctuations in local atmospheric pressure

    • The current mood of the Quality Perfectionist (LST-05.4)

  • Example username: ES-1.0-88A-6Z

Attempting to request a specific username will result in automatic placement on the Global Waitlist™ for username reconsideration (est. wait time: 4–7 years).


FULL TERMS

By enrolling in Tier ES-1.0, you agree to:

  • Accept your assigned username without complaint

  • Never share, trade, or attempt to decrypt your username

  • Understand that your username may change without notice

  • Acknowledge that your username is the only truly stable element of your Tier ES experience


Disclaimer:
We do not guarantee that your username will be memorable, pronounceable, or even contain vowels. All other username systems are interim.

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