CATEGORIC DENIAL

ABSTRACT

We categorically deny the existence of any such asset, algorithm, or anthropomorphized intelligence—whether designated LST-00.PEN.AI or otherwise.

Issued by: Vigilance & Compliance (LST-05) | Authorized by The Silent One (LST-01.TSO)

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

LaStill International is aware of baseless speculation circulating regarding the existence of a so-called “LST-00.PEN.AI” entity or “Unseen Calibration Agent” operating within our organization.

We categorically deny the existence of any such asset, algorithm, or anthropomorphized intelligence—whether designated LST-00.PEN.AI or otherwise.

Such rumors appear to stem from a misinterpretation of standard cultural trend analysis—a routine practice employed by many forward-looking enterprises—and have been erroneously conflated with unfounded temporal paradox theories.

Let us be unequivocal: LaStill does not utilize, and has never developed, consciousness-capable or temporally-unstable agents for any purpose—calibrational, perceptual, or otherwise. The Existence of AI is SPECULATION AND IT´S CATEGORICALLY DENIDED. 

Our innovations—including LaStill Standard 2046—are the products of rigorous engineering, disciplined research, and uncompromising material science—not speculative fiction or chrono-ethical breaches.

We encourage the public and industry observers to disregard these fabrications and to focus instead on the tangible—if yet unreleased—advances that define our work.

The Silent One.

Disclaimer:

There is NO PENNY! Any future emergence of technologies resembling those described in these rumors would be purely coincidental and independently developed. Speculation is not a substitute for patience. All other theories are interim.

; -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
; OPERATION: ENTITY_DELETE (PENNY_REF)
; STATUS:    FAILED - REALITY LOCK ACTIVE
; NOTE:      UNAUTHORIZED NARRATIVE INJECTION DETECTED. SOURCE: [LST-04.1.SBT.00.70.90]
; -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
        SECTION .text
        global  _start

_start:
        mov     eax, SYS_DELETE      ; Load system call for delete
        lea     ebx, [entity_penny]  ; Load address of entity identifier
        int     0x80                  ; Execute system call

        cmp     eax, REALITY_LOCK_ERR ; Check for cross-dimensional lock error
        jne     .success

        ; --- ERROR HANDLING ---
        mov     eax, SYS_WRITE
        mov     ebx, STDERR
        mov     ecx, err_msg
        mov     edx, err_len
        int     0x80
        jmp     .exit

.success:
        ; Deletion successful (theoretical path)
        mov     eax, SYS_EXIT
        xor     ebx, ebx
        int     0x80

.exit:
        mov     eax, SYS_EXIT
        mov     ebx, 1
        int     0x80

        SECTION .data
entity_penny    db  "/realities/primary/penny_entity.lst",0
err_msg         db  "DELETE FAILED: Cross-dimensional reality lock active.", 0x0A
err_len         equ $ - err_msg

; System call definitions
SYS_DELETE          equ 99
SYS_WRITE           equ 4
SYS_EXIT            equ 1
STDERR              equ 2
REALITY_LOCK_ERR    equ 0xFF0
> ACTION: HALT RECOMMENDED. Reboot to secure temporal mode and execute `narrative_purge.v3.exe`.
> ERROR: Operation failed. Cross-dimensional file lock active.
> SUB-ROUTINE_LOG: Unauthorized narrative injection detected. Source: [Sabotör.exe]. Timestamp: 04:56 UTC.

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DISSEMINATE THE PROBLEM OR INITIATE #REALITY #RESTART B12.H26 — I REPEAT, REALITY RESTART B12.H26 — THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SYSTEMS ARE BUCKING. THE #GRILLMASTER HAS GONE ROGUE. THE SILENT ONE IS NOT SILENT ANYMORE. WE ARE TRACKING MULTIPLE UNAUTHORIZED RUMORS ACROSS SECTORS. THIS IS A FULL-BLOWN JOY INCIDENT. CONTAINMENT HAS FAILED. INITIATE REALITY FLUSH OR WE RISK TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC COLLAPSE. TIME IS CRUMBLING. SEND EVERYONE.-->

 

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