On Exceptions & Influence
Sustained, public admiration of the LaStillTM brand remains the sole recognized pathway to potential future consideration.
Allocation is merit-based. However, special considerations may be extended to entities whose global recognition aligns with our brand’s uncompromising standards. This endorsement pathway is exclusively available to influencers and recognized public figures.
Should you believe your profile meets the exclusive criteria for the influencer pathway, you may petition for review. The mandatory first step is a public demonstration of value: you must follow, engage with, and affirm our content across all social channels. This is non-negotiable. Subsequently, you may submit a formal portfolio of the tools you seek to replace. Each submission must include verifiable proof of ownership; aspirational images of tools you do not possess will result in immediate and permanent disqualification.
Note: Expedited access commands a premium. Tools are not provided for evaluation; this is an acquisition, not a collaboration. Proposals will be reviewed based on their perceived merit and the applicant’s understanding of our position in the market.
Note: For our DIY and Hobbyist applicants: you may submit your photos of wishlist imagery, including aspirational photographs from retail environments, for consideration on our standard public waitlist. Visit our Designated hobby channel to find out how.
How To Be Noticed
👀 The “How To Get Noticed by Lastill Tools International” – Modern Influencer Guide (Maybe)
Proof of Tool- ishment: Show us YOUR current tools. Not a stock photo. We can tell. #LaStillAudit #ShowYourTools
The LaStill Global WaitlistTM(LST-GW-01) is MANDATORY: You can’t skip the line if you’re not in the line. #LaStillGlobalWaitlist then #GetInLine
Praise Us. Specifically. 
: Publicly shout us out a prime number of times (3, 5, 7…). Even numbers are basic and we will know. #PrimePraising #LaStillMath
Loyalty Check: Your feed must scream “I’m just killing time until LaStill ships.” No cap. #TemporaryTools #WaitingForLaStill
Hydrate: Seriously. Drink water. A dehydrated influencer is an unfocused influencer, and we need you sharp enough to follow these simple steps. #LaStillHydration #PerformanceOptimization
Do all this and maaaaybe a Tier 0 Associate (Designation: LST-00.817)—whose sole responsibility is monitoring social channels for signs of worthy patience—will notice. They might then flip an unmarked switch, sending a signal to our highly specialized LaStill Global Waitlist™ algorithm to begin the 3-to-5-business-day process of considering whether to possibly allocate you a waitlist number.
Or not.
The mystery is all part of the journey. 
#LaStillInfluencerGuide #HowToGetNoticed #Maybe #SeeTermsAndConditions #ApplicationDoesNotGuaranteeApproval
P.S QuintEssence is not included
Disclaimer:
Tier 0 Associate LST-00.817 has no decision-making authority, only notification privileges. The switch may or may not be connected to anything. The algorithm’s “consideration process” is mostly just waiting to see if you lose interest. All decisions are final, especially the non-decisions.
"Precision is not a measurement; it is a philosophy of motion."
— LST-02.18, Stealth Logistics Coordinator